Christmas Eve quotes are a fun way to get into the spirit of the holidays on Christmas Eve and Christmas Day. While some of the best Christmas sayings, quotes, messages, greetings, and phrases come from Christmas songs, there are also some funny and cute celebrity Christmas sayings.
Celebrities have already put out some great Christmas cards, (especially the Kardashians), and they have some great Christmas quotes too!
To kick off Christmas Eve, we thought it would be fun to compile a list of Christmas quotes and sayings from celebrities.
“Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.” – Bart Simpson
“The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.” – Joan Rivers
The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.” – Halle Berry
“Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – Dennis Miller
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple
Unless we make Christmas an occasion to share our blessings, all the snow in Alaska won’t make it white.” – Bing Crosby
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.” – Johnny Carson
“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?” – Bob Hope
“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” – Jay Leno