If you’ve never caught the split second vanity cards at the end of Chuck Lorre shows, they are mini-essays, little blurbs, with Chuck Lorre’s thoughts. Usually humorous.
Take a look at one of the Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards aimed at Charlie Sheen:
Chuck Lorre Productions #329
I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food. I make sure to get plenty of rest. I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year. I floss every night. I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s, and colonoscopies. I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress. I don’t drink. I don’t smoke. I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.
If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.
Hmmm, maybe this is what set Charlie Sheen off on his rant.