Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards Take Aim at Charlie Sheen


charlie sheen rantThough Chuck Lorre has decided to take a break from writing his vanity cards, he did use some of his previous ones to take aim at Charlie Sheen.

If you’ve never caught the split second vanity cards at the end of Chuck Lorre shows, they are mini-essays, little blurbs, with Chuck Lorre’s thoughts. Usually humorous.

Take a look at one of the Chuck Lorre Vanity Cards aimed at Charlie Sheen:

Chuck Lorre Productions #329

I exercise regularly. I eat moderate amounts of healthy food.  I make sure to get plenty of rest.  I see my doctor once a year and my dentist twice a year.  I floss every night.  I’ve had chest x-rays, cardio stress tests, EKG’s, and colonoscopies.  I see a psychologist and have a variety of hobbies to reduce stress.  I don’t drink. I don’t smoke.  I don’t do drugs. I don’t have crazy, reckless sex with strangers.

If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I’m gonna be really pissed.

Hmmm, maybe this is what set Charlie Sheen off on his rant.