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Chuck Norris Facts Website Delivers the Funny on Chuck Norris' Birthday!

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Chuck Norris Facts website offers up plenty of jokes

Chuck Norris facts are in hot demand on Norris’ birthday… let’s start with “How old is Chuck Norris?” before moving onto the well known website, “Chuck Norris Facts.”

Chuck Norris is 71, if you can believe it!

The website “Chuck Norris Facts” continues to be a source of fun and jokes about all things Chuck Norris, including gems like:

Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, “Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!” The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

For some real Chuck Norris facts though, you may know that Norris starred on Walker, Texas Ranger and is a martial arts expert.

Norris became an honorary Texas Ranger! He was named a member of the elite Texas law enforcement unit last year. Chuck Norris was also made an honorary U.S. Marine in 2007.

Chuck Norris did actually serve in the U.S. Air Force.

Norris has starred in many films including Way of the Dragon, alongside Bruce Lee.

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