Confirmed: Bruno's Assault On Eminem Was Staged!Josh Loposer
In case you hadn’t figured it out by now, Sacha Cohen will not be charged with aggravated assault for his “accidental” teabagging of Eminem at Sunday’s MTV Movie Awards – it was all staged and rehearsed.
Comedy writer Scott Auckerman of Mr. Show with Bob and David fame has come clean so that the rest of humanity can now go about the rest of their lives. From his blog:
“Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so let’s get it out of the way. They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then. Okay, you can stop reading this blog now!”
Keep in mind, those last words were his, not mine.
So, to answer the question, what did Cohen’s daughter Olive think about all this, I have to wonder. Is it better to explain to your 20 month-old daughter: daddy accidentally teabagged Mr. Eminem, OR daddy stuck his butt in that man’s face on purpose because it’s funny?