According to reports, the big bad of The Real Housewives of New Jersey has been fired. Danielle Staub won’t be returning for a third season of the show. But this spotlight loving mom of two has kissed fame… and I think she liked it. So what will her next high profile move be? Here are six ideas of what could be next.
1) “Mom-ager” = Stage Mom
She has been very vocal about her daughters and her development of their careers. Daughter Jillian Marie will soon be releasing her son “What You’re Talking About” and daughter Christine has been “booking up on a daily basis all the way through fashion week.”
Danielle released her ode to lady love “Real Close” and has been performing it wherever she can. (Seriously, what is up with all the Real Housewives trying to have singing careers? She also wants to do collaborations with 50 Cent, Ne-Yo and and Ke$ha. Yeah, this girl has some big dreams!
3) The Danielle Staub show
According to reports, and from Danielle’s own mouth, a spin off show is in the works. “It will definitely be a lot more of her (gal pal Lori Michaels) and I and definitely my kids,” Staub told Niteside at her strip club b-day bash. “There will be a lot of questions that will be answered.” Oh my, one can only imagine how crazy this show would be.
Danielle is big on pimpin’ her memoir The Naked Truth. Will she work a follow up? The Naked Truth 2 The Real Housewives Electric Boogaloo?
5) Mafia Boss
She likes to play mafia. She has her crew and her little army of bodyguards and protectors, with some of them even packing heat in the preview of next week’s episode. Scary. She even sells T-shirts on her website with a spin off of the Godfather logo that say “Danielle’s Mafia.” Someone might want to clue her in that organized crime is …umm…illegal.
6) Tabloid fodder and Has-been
Or maybe she’ll just follow in the footsteps of countless reality stars before her and do the has-been circuit. A club opening here, a photo op there, and the occasional tabloid scandal when she can score one.