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Did John Mayer Quit Twitter For His Future Wife And Kids? His Most Outrageous Tweets

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John Mayer will be spending more time singing and less time tweeting

It’s true: John Mayer’s Twitter account is gone! I could not have been more shocked if the infamous womanizer announced he was becoming a priest. What would prompt the frequent tweeter to cut off his communication to his 3.7 million followers, especially after he pledged on CNN last year that he’d never do such a thing?

Perhaps he realized this account would provide never-ending embarrassment to his theoretical future wife and kids. Seriously, can you imagine if your dad was tweeting inanities like this every day: “I need to get back into the gym. I’m all for having boobs against my chest but not when they’re mine.” Talk about your playground ammunition.

Here’s a look at five of the more outrageous tweets from man who once blamed his breakup with Jennifer Aniston on his Twitter habit:

* And while I’m using today for looking at myself under harsh light, I think it’s time to stop trying to be so raw in interviews… [after using the n-word in a Playboy interview]

* “I love how some dudes hate me for dating their fantasy girl, as if they were going to if I hadn’t

* I just voted on People’s “Is John Mayer a Keeper?” poll. I clicked “Love Him” but “Lose Him” is winning at 63%

*BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my ***** fell asleep.

* If you’re shocked that Britney was lip-synching at her concert and want your money back, life may continue to be hard for you.

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