Momager and enabler Dina Lohan is defending her daughter again, this time claiming that the reason Lindsay’s SCRAM bracelet went off, causing a judge to issue a bench warrant, was that someone spilled a drink on it. (Note: maybe if one is required by authorities to wear a SCRAM bracelet one shouldn’t be around alcohol while wearing one. Just a thought…)
“She was at the MTV Awards and somebody spilled a drink on her leg, which must have set off the SCRAM bracelet,” Dina claimed. “She has done absolutely nothing wrong and shouldn’t have to wear the bracelet in the first place. She is doing absolutely fine.”
Um, okay Dina, if you say so! But if one looks up “fine” in the dictionary I’m pretty sure the definition doesn’t include throwing drinks at ex-girlfirends, missing court appearances and getting arrested.
Dina also says Lindsay is considering going on Celebrity Apprentice. Which would be awesome! Donald Trump doesn’t drink at all and would probably kick some Lohan butt if she showed up for work hung over. Here’s what Dina said about that:
“Donald is a friend of the family, and producers of Celebrity Apprentice have approached Lindsay to appear in the next season. She’s deciding if she wants to do it or not, but she currently has three films in production, so she’s very busy,” Dina told PageSix.
Celebrity Apprentice producers countered that it’s too early to cast for next season. Maybe Dina got that mixed up with Celebrity Rehab.