Who knew that Six LeMeure was such a funny mom-to-be?
Her Blossom years behind her, Jenna von Oy is blossoming herself with a baby girl due in June. She’s been blogging about her experience for People, most recently about the qualities she hopes her daughter will – and won’t inherit from her and husband Brad Bratcher.
When she’s not working on the blog, she’s active on her Twitter account, often tweeting funny observations about her pregnancy.
Read some recent samples!
“I believe that, at this very moment, my baby girl is swinging from my ribs…Future trapeze artist? #mylifeisacircus”
“It seems my belly is host to the baby Olympics this morning. On today’s agenda: Pole Vaulting, Synchronized Swimming & Fencing. #Goforgold”
“Quickly approaching 29 wks pregnant. Scary to think baby’ll triple in size b4 she’s born. Ever seen a grown woman resemble a Weeble Wobble?”
“Nearly 90 degree weather + 30 weeks pregnant = little Pillsbury dough girl. Insert maniacal little giggle here.”
“Saw ‘Hunger Games’ Saturday – baby kicked thru the ENTIRE film. Is she trying 2 tell me something? #futurekickassheroine #pleasepassthepopcorn”
“Heading into my local ice cream shop for a scoop. I’m slowly slipping into a pregnant cliche! Not to worry, no pickles in sight…yet.”
“Oof. Horrible traffic & a baby sitting on my bladder. #prayingIdontsneeze #toomuchinformation”
“Fave pregnancy quote of the week- 8yr old girl, re: my belly: ‘Wow. It’s a big baby in there! Me: ‘Nope, it’s just a little Mama out here!’”
So funny and so true! Keep them coming, Jenna! #can’twaitformore
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