I can finally identify with Rip Van Winkle: The world has changed overnight. I went to bed last night a Virgo; I woke up a Leo. I know I’m not the only one outraged over the new zodiac signs 2011. I’m ready to start a petition against the new zodiac signs. Who’s with me? Here’s five reasons they need to change the new zodiac signs 2011 back to the old zodiac signs PRONTO:
- No one can pronounce the new sign, Ophieuchus.
- I’m suddenly the same sign as Spencer Pratt ewww.
- Parents will have to have their kids’ astrological charts done all over again. (Not me though. I haven’t even gotten around to their baby books yet.)
- You will never, never remember to look at the right sign in the newspaper anymore.
- When you ask someone “what’s your sign,” it will lead to a long, involved discussion about the new zodiac signs vs. old zodiac signs when really you just wanted to break the ice.
Why do you want the new signs to go away?
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