Funny Celebrity Halloween Quotes And SayingsTheMommyologist
Need a laugh this morning? We’ve gathered some funny celebrity Halloween quotes and sayings to get you into the Halloween spirit! Celebs love Halloween too, as you can see from the Halloween quotes and sayings below.
Here are some of our favorites:
Rodney Dangerfield – “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me!”
Erma Bombeck – “A grandmother pretends she doesn’t know who you are on Halloween”
George Carlin – “There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls.”
Conan O’Brien – “This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.”
Loretta Lynn – “We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween.”
Henry David Thoreau – “I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than sit on a crowded velvet cushion.”
Mark Twain – “Everyone is a moon and has a dark side, which he never shows to anybody.”
Linus Van Pelt – “There are three things I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and The Great Pumpkin.
River Phoenix – “Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on.”
We’d love to hear any funny Halloween quotes and sayings that you know of!