Search
Explore

Funny Christmas Quotes from Christmas Movies

Need some Christmas cheer? Enjoy these funny Christmas quotes from Christmas movies:

The Santa Clause: “Charlie, stay away from those things. They’re reindeer, you don’t know where they’ve been. They all look like they’ve got key lime disease.”

Fred Claus: “I’m from the South side of the North Pole, man.”

Four Christmases: “We just gotta get through these Four Christmases as quickly and painlessly as possible.”

Home Alone:  “This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone!”

Elf: “We elves try to stick to the four major food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns and syrup.”

A Christmas Story: “Aunt Clara had for years labored under the delusion that I was not only perpetually four years old, but also a girl.”

A Charlie Brown Christmas:  “Rats.  No one sent me a Christmas card today.  I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season.  I know nobody likes me.  Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?”

Article Posted 5 years Ago
share this article
facebook twitter tumblr pinterest
See Comments
what do you think?
share this article
facebook twitter tumblr pinterest
See Comments
what do you think?
what do you think?
close comments
Subscribe to the
Newsletter
Welcome to
Settings
Sign Out
Follow us on
Social