We’ve pulled together some funny Valentines Day quotes to cheer you up this Valentines Day. If you aren’t in a relationship, February 14 is the one day of the year when it seems like everyone else but you is in love. Makes you feel great, doesn’t it?
Here are some funny Valentines Day quotes, eCards or texts that are perfect for your EX sweetheart! Happy Valentines Day—remember it will be over soon.
One of my favorite quotes about divorce is from Zsa Zsa Gabor: “I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.”
Love that woman.
Somecards.com has some laugh out loud funny Valentines Day eCards that are PERFECT for your ex. Cards like the one featured in this post, “Your gift was so wonderful, I think you’ve been cheating!”
Or how about this one for your ex-husband or wife from greetingcarduniverse.com: “Now that I’m divorced, I pray my next husband will be NORMAL.”Some other funny but true divorce quotes:
“I don’t think I’ll get married again. I’ll just find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
“I married Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.”
Awkwardvalentines.com has some awesome cards, perfect for an Ex! For example, how about the card that says:
“You’re Gorgeous. And I’m Not Just Saying That Because You Are Rich and Dying.”
Happy Valentines Day!