Funny Valentines Day Quotes from Movies Part 2

Need a funny Valentines Day quote for a card or email? We have a ton of funny Valentines Day quotes for your sweetheart  Earlier we wrote up some funny Valentines Day quotes if you need ’em for a special email or card to your sweetie.

”All I’m saying is that somewhere out there is the man you are supposed to marry. And if you don’t get him first, somebody else will, and you’ll have to spend the rest of your life knowing that somebody else is married to your husband.”
When Harry Met Sally

“That’s why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they’d call them something else.”
Sixteen Candles

Jess: “Marriages don’t break up on account of infidelity. It’s just a symptom that something else is wrong.”
Harry Burns: “Oh really? Well, that “symptom” is f**king my wife.”
When Harry Met Sally

And finally, my favorite quote EVER from Wedding Crashers. When I saw movie, I laughed so loud at the scene where Jeremy and Gloria talk about their future:

Jeremy Grey: Gloria, I’ve been doing a lot of soul searching recently, and I think I’m ready to take this relationship, our relationship to the next level.
Gloria Cleary: Jeremy, I am so ready to take it to the next level.
Jeremy Grey: Really?
Gloria Cleary: Yeah. Do you want to watch me with another girl? How about those Brazilian twins we met at the ball game?
Jeremy Grey: I was thinking more along the lines of an engagement.
Gloria Cleary: [Overwhelmed with emotion and happiness. Ecstatic] Oh Jeremy, I do!
Jeremy Grey: I love you.
Gloria Cleary: I love you.

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