Whether you are single or not this Valentine’s Day, it’s still so much fun to share funny Valentine’s Day quotes with your girlfriends. And as any good girlfriend knows, some of the best lines ever spoken about love are from Sex and the City. No one quite makes a point like Carrie Bradshaw, that’s for sure!
To celebrate and share some laughs this Valentine’s Day, we’ve compiled a list of funny Valentine quotes & sayings, and even funnier love quotes from Sex and the City. These are some really funny Valentine’s Day quotes for cards for your friends…enjoy!
“Women come to New York for the two “L’s”: Labels and Love – Carrie Bradshaw
“Just calling to make sure you aren’t hanging from your shower rod.” – Samantha Jones to Carrie Bradshaw on Valentine’s Day
“Is it just me or is Valentine’s Day on steroids this year?” – Miranda Hobbes
“Some love stories aren’t epic novels, some are short stories, but that doesn’t make them any less filled with love.” – Carrie Bradshaw
“I’m gonna say the one thing you aren’t supposed to say. I love you… but I love me more. I’ve been in a relationship with myself for 49 years and that’s the one I need to work on.” – Samantha Jones
“And we were dressed from head to toe in love… the only label that never goes out of style.” – Carrie Bradshaw
“Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.” - Mr. Big
“Happy (expletive) Valentine’s Day. ” – Samantha Jones
“I’m a big pile of love today.” – Harry Goldenblatt
“So here’s to the groom, who finally got Carried away.” – Samantha Jones
“[shouting to a passionately kissing couple] Yeah, it’s all so hot three days in!” – Miranda Hobbes