Funny Valentines Day quotes can be found in music, from some of our favorite songs! We’ve pulled together some funny Valentines Day quotes for you to use in your Valentines Day cards or texts to your sweetheart…or maybe your EX sweetheart! Happy Valentines Day!
“Are we still over? Are we still through? Since my phone still ain’t ringing, I assume it still ain’t you…”
–Randy Travis “Are We Still Over?”
“But not me, Baby, I got you to save me
Aw, yer so bad. Best thing I’ve ever had
In a world gone mad,Yer so bad”
–Tom Petty “Yer So Bad”
“Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I’m 64?”
–Beatles, “When I’m Sixty-Four”
“She held Wanda’s hand as they worked out a plan and it didn’t take ‘em long to decide
That Earl had to die! Goodbye Earl! Those black-eyed peas, they tasted all right to me Earl
You’re feelin’ weak? Why don’t you lay down and sleep Earl!
Ain’t it dark? Wrapped up in that tarp Earl?”
–Dixie Chicks, “Goodbye Earl”
If you don’t have a sweetheart on Valentines Day, just remember:
Sometimes you’re the windshield, sometimes you’re the bug.
–Juice Newton, “Queen of Hearts”
Watch the darkly funny music video of the Dixie Chicks “Goodbye Earl”
Photo: Dixie Chicks, Goodbye Earl