Top Five Funny Valentines Quotes from Movies

say anything

Need a funny Valentines Day quote for a card or email?  We have some very funny Valentines Day quotes pulled together for you for February 14 from the movies!  One of the best movies about love—that’s really funny is the John Cusack classic Say Anything.  Lloyd Dobler is the man!

“I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.”
Say Anything (Lloyd Dobler)

“Nobody thinks it will work, do they? No. You just described every great success story.”
Say Anything

When Harry Met Sally is another fave of mine (and everyone else) because of the way it approaches romance. 

A few of the best funny love quotes from this flick:

“I love that you get cold when it is 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle in your nose when you’re looking at me like I’m nuts. I love that after I spend day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it’s not because I’m lonely, and it’s not because it’s New Year’s Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.”
When Harry Met Sally

“You can’t express every feeling that you have every moment that you have them.”
When Harry Met Sally

“I always just hoped that, that I’d meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn’t make her physically sick, then pop the question and… um… settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!”
Four Weddings and a Funeral

Check out more funny Valentines Day quotes on Famecrawler.

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