In case you’re wondering, George Clooney is not dead. Well, thank goodness this was one rumor that was refuted before I caught wind of it. I would have fallen to pieces knowing that George Clooney had died without fathering any of my children.
But according to TMZ this is no laughing matter. Clooney’s publicist Stan Rosenfeld said that he had been frantically fielding calls from legitimate media outlets and Clooney’s friends who were understandably upset by reports of the actor’s death.
George, we’re all glad you’re alive. And I’m just joking about having your babies. Sort of.