Gisele Bundchen Blaming Tom Bradys Patriot Teammates For Super Bowl Loss

You can call me Coach Gis.

Yes, super models do it all and know it all. Gisele Bundchen, who can not only pose, wink, strut, sashay and breastfeed, apparently might make her way on to the New England Patriots’ coaching staff because she knows why her hubby’s team lost the Super Bowl on Sunday night.

Gisele, who is probably going to blame the Vatican for not assisting her in the worldwide prayer she ordered last week in which Catholics were supposed to bow their heads down and prayer that her hubby Tom Brady win the Super Bowl like it was Christmas Eve and Easter, is apparently blaming his teammates for not following through on each and every perfect throw he made.

Paparazzi cameras caught the Brazilian beauty being heckled by Giants fan after the game was over. Her answer to them? “My husband cannot [fudging] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

And there you have it. I mean, she’s technically right, isn’t she? Well, life shouldn’t be all that bad for Tom and Gisele this morning. She’ll probably make him pancakes and then they’ll go down to Mexico and weep together before Tom gives us golden moments captured on camera like this:












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