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Hilarious! Beyonce, Jay Z Fetus Twitter Account: Read Beyonce Baby Tweets

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Beyonce and Jay-Z's fetus is on Twitter?

Beyonce and Jay-Z’s baby isn’t even born yet and the kid already has a Twitter account!

Beyonce’s fetus is burning up Twitter with tweets of unborn goodness.

BeyonceJayFetus is pretty darn funny, with a profile that reads: “Beyonce’s Belly aka worldwide: Didn’t I look good at VMA’s?”

The celeb baby’s first tweet? “Yep, it’s true. I’m in the orange poncho.” That was followed by “I have to run. My mom’s singing at the VMA’s tonight. and yours isn’t”

The night of the VMAs, baby Bey-Z wasn’t feeling the belly rubs: “Stop. rubbing. me.”

This kid is destined to be a super mega star, but welcomes another famous tot to the fold: “Suri can come to my parties, I guess.”

Beyonce’s baby already knows he or she is a big deal, bragging: “I’m the love growing inside Beyonce. What have you done today?”

“Good thing my mom swallowed a blackberry or you wouldn’t be able to hear my glory,” baby Bey-Z notes.

And the bragging continues: “Beyonce is my ride for the next few months. And yours is?” and “I better be one of Oprah’s favorite things next year” notes the little tyke.

The baby sums it up well in this tweet: “I AM… Baby Fierce.”

“So weird Jay-Z and Beyonce are my parents. That will probs never happen with you.” Too true, little guy.

BeyonceJayFetus even celebrated mom Beyonce’s 30th birthday, tweeting: “This regurgitated birthday cake is delicious. #Happy30thBeyonce”

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