(50 points if you can tell the difference between his girlfriend and his daughter in this picture.)
Of his past marriage, Hogan says, “My marriage to Linda was very toxic and very negative. Jennifer is just the opposite, she doesn’t drink or get high on drugs.” The man’s got to have some standards, I suppose.
But Hulk goes on to explain that it’s not just the absence of substance abuse that makes Jennifer wife potential. “If you’re in my home and watching TV, you have to watch the science channel or the history channel or cartoons. She doesn’t watch anything negative like the news or TMZ. She doesn’t read the newspaper. She always walks in the Spirit of Christ, she never deviates. I can really see myself marrying this woman.”
Dear Hulk, the news and newspapers are not exactly the same thing as TMZ. And it’s not necessarily hedonistic to, ya know, be informed about world events and stuff.
In other Hogan news, his ex-wife is taking him to court again, claiming that she’s not getting all the money she’s owed from her divorce settlement. Linda’s attorney claims Hulk Hogan is hiding income.
I bet she read about it in those pesky newspapers.
(By the way – the girlfriend is the one in the middle.)