As a former publicist I can tell you exactly what plan Tiger should follow to win back the hearts (or at least lessen the hatred) of the public. Stay home. Spend time with your kids and do lots of activities like going to Disney World or the circus where photographers can catch a picture of you. Basically, it’s exactly what he should be doing anyway with maybe a little charity work in there for good measure.
But as proven by his long line of mistresses, this master golfer has zero common sense or judgement. Instead of laying low, he’s been spotted out with a mystery blond that is the spitting image of Elin.
Earlier this week RadarOnline.com caught him on the golf course of his gated community with the woman.
“Tiger was on the golf course the other day, hitting balls,” says a source. “He was with a very pretty blond who looked a lot like Elin. She was sitting in the golf cart while he was playing.”
Sitting, not playing, ruling out the option that this was possibly a golf lesson, though I would be hard pressed to think he gave golf lessons anyway. Just trying to give the benefit of the doubt.
“They were talking and laughing and obviously having a good time,” the source continues. “They were very comfortable with each other, relaxed. It didn’t look like the kind of scene you would see if Tiger and Elin were still living together and happy, that’s for sure.”
There have also been several reports that Tiger has been spotted out at the Orlando nightclubs. Some people never learn their lesson and you have to wonder what sort of role model he is being for his children. The second they are old enough to hit a few keys, Google will spill all of Tiger’s secrets and display his discretions in the saddest picture book ever made.
Luckily, as Tiger plays good time guy, the kids have Elin, who for the record has not been seen clubbing but has instead been spotted taking classes.