Jack Black and Debbie Rowe Harness the Power of the WolfSunny Chanel
Do Jack Black and Debbie Rowe have the same stylist or the same sense of humor?
The actor and father of two Jack Black and the mother of two of Michael Jackson’s children have both recently been spotted in ultra chic wolf howling at the moon shirts.
Now this isn’t just a fashion statement, this themed shirt is a lifestyle, a uniform, a phenomenon. Now you may be thinking, hey that’s just a wolf shirt…what’s the big deal? But a similar shirt The Three Wolf Moon by Mountain Men is so coveted it has 1,486 reviews on Amazon.
Celebrities like Jack Black and Debbie Rowe perhaps want to harness the magic and the power of the wolf shirt.
The review on Amazon that started it all off by B. Govern states:
This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that’s when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to ‘howl at the moon’ from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn’t have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn’t settle for the first thing that comes to him.
I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.
Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the ‘guns’), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.
Check out the other 1, 485 reviews here.
And here is a video of Dwight from The Office talking about the shirts power! (via Dlisted)