Who would win in a martial arts showdown: 11 year-old Jaden Smith or 26 year old Jaycee Chan? According to martial arts master Jackie Chan, Will Smith’s 11 year-old would win it, hands down.
“He put my son to shame! I provided my son with the best martial artists in the world, and he could not be persuaded to try it. In just two months, Jaden had learned so much. He is truly a talented boy.”
Geez Jackie, can’t you even try to hide your disappointment in how your son turned out just a little bit? Like a normal, considerate dad would. Sheesh.
Jackie Chan has been helping to oversee Jaden’s martial arts training for his upcoming role in the Karate Kid remake, Kung-fu Kid. Says Chan:
“Training in martial arts is hard work. It takes years to perfect even one punch or kick. Jaden’s father is a famous celebrity, and Jaden probably knows he could get away without having to work very hard. If I couldn’t get my own son to train in martial arts, how could anybody else succeed?”
Most parents understand that comparing your children to others is way counterproductive, but I guess Jackie’s son can take it. He’s a big boy now.