Japan Earthquake: Charlie Sheen Asks Us to Love Them Violently!


Charlie Sheen sent out our his well wished to the people of Japan today. And asked us, nay, demands us to “love them violently.” I don’t think what they need now is violent love. More a gentle caressing love. But that’s Charlie, him and his tiger blood is far more intense.

In a tweet sent on Friday he wrote:

“Curveball; Warlock edict; pain & devastation in Japan demands us all to dig deep & LOVE THEM VIOLENTLY Dogspeed my cadres of the Far East! c

I still love what Patton Oswalt wrote in  tweet in the wee hours of the morning: “Al Jazeera’s covering tsunami like professionals, has informed anchors, and probably thinks Charlie Sheen is a floorwax.”