Jesse James was spotted out with his kids today, dropping them off at school, and I know what you’re thinking. Jesse who? Oh right. That dude who was married to Sandra Bullock for five years and then cheated on her with a string of hookers, or porn stars, or whatever they were. Of all the things that Sandra Bullock has been given credit for pulling off—adopting a baby, buying a house and filing for divorce right under our noses—the one she perhaps deserves the highest praise for is in hastening this guy’s path to obscurity. I mean, I pay attention to this stuff I can barely remember who Jesse James is or why he matters. It is really remarkable how a surprise baby turned this whole story on its head.
At any rate, here’s Jesse James on the school run with Sunny, Chandler, and Jesse Jr. On the bright side, I’m guessing he won’t have to worry about anyone wanting to take his picture for much longer.