Jessica Alba and husband Cash Warren took daughter Honor out for a nice quiet breakfast today. I think they’re just gearing up for the big day – tomorrow is Honor Marie’s first birthday!
And we know how all hell breaks loose when your first kid’s first birthday rolls around. Pony rides, bouncers, five-foot-tall cakes, clowns, jugglers, hot dog platters, barrels of lemonade, train rides, strippers.
What – you didn’t have strippers at your kid’s first birthday? That’s not a tradition? Damn him – that’s the last time I let my husband plan a party.