Yes, it’s true. Jessica Simpson is still pregnant. And yes, it is true that when her baby finally comes out, she’ll be able to read and write well enough to get her driver’s license.
How do we know this? Well, Ashlee Simpson was spotted in New York City with her beau Vincent Piazza and her adorable tot, Bronx. Gosh, do I love a little boy with cute curly hair!
It’s a good guess that if Jessica was anywhere near her due date, her sister Ashlee would be by her side in California. My own ankles are swelling just thinking about how pregnant Jessica must really be right now.
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