Jessica Simpson's Maternity Style Advice for Vanessa Lachey (Photos)Chris Rogers
From one Lachey (former) to another!
Who better to give maternity style advice to Vanessa Lachey than her dear husband Nick Lachey’s ex-wife Jessica Simpson? I mean, Simpson has done the whole pregnancy thing already and she does own a billion-dollar fashion empire!
Sure, it may seem tasteless for Jessica to give such advice or for Vanessa to even want to take it, but you’d be silly not to admit that you still hold out hope for a Nick/Jessica reunion in the not too distant future!
So, upon the fact that these two women are pregnant at the same time, we decided to have a little fun with it and play homage to the billionaire’s maternity style!
Take a look at the “advice” below!
Ponchos 1 of 10Jessica wore a lot of ponchos in the beginning of her pregnancy to hide her growing baby bump. At this time we were still "in the dark" about her pregnancy.
All Black 2 of 10Jessica found that a lot of black covers up unflattering weight gains.
Sweats Are Okay 3 of 10If Jessica can pull off going out in public wearing sweats, than anyone can do it - including you, Vanessa!
Glittery Accessories 4 of 10Having shiny accessories takes the attention off of your growing body.
Pick A Color and Own It! 5 of 10Jessica clearly looks ravishing in red and she knew it too. She owned this night.
Big Sweaters 6 of 10Jessica also wore a lot of big sweaters during her pregnancy to hide unflattering curves.
Animal Print 7 of 10Animal print seems to be in for maternity wear. Just ask Snooki!
Dresses 8 of 10Jessica wore a lot of dresses during her pregnancy. Let's face it. The jeans just didn't fit anymore.
Frontal Shots 9 of 10Try to avoid having any photographs from the front. It's quite unflattering.
Designs 10 of 10Diagonal lines have a way of tricking the eyes and making it seem like the person wearing the design looks skinnier.
[Photos via Pacific Coast News.]
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