Jimmy Fallon channels Robert Pattinson in his latest “Robert is Bothered” sketch about Christmas. Watch the video of Robert Pattinson being bothered in his tree.
But first, Jimmy Fallon calls Robert Pattinson “one cozy mitten” before introducing the Robert it Bothered bit!
In this installment of Robert Pattinson is Bothered, Christmas really has the Twilight star annoyed.
Christmas shopping really bothers Robert Pattinson! He doesn’t like waking up at 5:30 in the morning to drive to a mall, spend two hours to find a parking spot only to buy something for people he doesn’t like.
And Santa? Do you take your kid to a fat drifter in a red sweat suit, Pattinson (er… Jimmy Fallon) asks?
The worst thing to happen to society in Robert Pattinson’s approximation? The animatronic Christmas dolls that play songs when you squeeze their hand.
Other Jimmy Fallon “Robert Pattinson is Bothered” tidbits include Rudolph needing plastic surgery and White Christmas being racist!