Johnny Depp: Sexiest Man Alive


johnny-deppJohnny Depp, father of two, regains his 2003 title of Sexiest Man Alive.  Find out the other duds studs who made the list and a critique of each.

Nick Cannon: Doesn’t having married Mariah Carey automatically disqualify contestants?

Adam Lambert: His makeup artist thanks the nominating committee.

Gilles Marini: Une bonne derriere!

Jake Gyllenhaal: Zzzzzz.

Bradley Cooper: Now Jen can be even more pissed he dumped her for Renee.

David Beckham: His life partner’s face hasn’t moved in a decade. Really?

John Legend: His nutmeg holiday song: talk about sexy!

Robert Downey Jr.: See what you can accomplish when you just say no to drugs???

Jerry O’Connell: Having twins named after flowers does a body good.  Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip must be proud…

Chris Daughtry:  Bald is beautiful!

Robert Pattinson:  Bite me.  And the fangs he rode in on.

Glee Guys: I hate when they give it to a collective someone. And who are the Glee Guys?

Ryan Reynolds. Yum.

BUT, until Daniel Craig gets the title he rightly deserves, I won’t be buying an issue off the newsstand. People magazine, it’s Craig. Daniel Craig.