Johnny Depp, father of two, regains his 2003 title of Sexiest Man Alive. Find out the other duds studs who made the list and a critique of each.
Nick Cannon: Doesn’t having married Mariah Carey automatically disqualify contestants?
Adam Lambert: His makeup artist thanks the nominating committee.
Gilles Marini: Une bonne derriere!
Jake Gyllenhaal: Zzzzzz.
Bradley Cooper: Now Jen can be even more pissed he dumped her for Renee.
David Beckham: His life partner’s face hasn’t moved in a decade. Really?
John Legend: His nutmeg holiday song: talk about sexy!
Robert Downey Jr.: See what you can accomplish when you just say no to drugs???
Jerry O’Connell: Having twins named after flowers does a body good. Dolly Rebecca Rose and Charlie Tamara Tulip must be proud…
Chris Daughtry: Bald is beautiful!
Robert Pattinson: Bite me. And the fangs he rode in on.
Glee Guys: I hate when they give it to a collective someone. And who are the Glee Guys?
Ryan Reynolds. Yum.
BUT, until Daniel Craig gets the title he rightly deserves, I won’t be buying an issue off the newsstand. People magazine, it’s Craig. Daniel Craig.