Jon Gosselin's Mommy Loves HimTrix
Apparently she should have been around more often when he was younger. If she was, maybe he wouldn’t have turned into such a douche or perhaps she was around too much and that’s why he’s the way he is. It’s such a mystery.
Someone at some point told him he could do no wrong and they lied.
What they should have told him is to never buy men’s Coach logo shoes, because they are ugly and they increase your douchebaggery exponentially.