It’s hard to be a single mom. But a single mom of eight? Now that is a challenge, one that Kate Gosselin faces each and every day. But she’s apparently she’s getting a bit tired of being the one leader in the family and dished that she doesn’t “want to be in charge anymore.” Plus she evidently a little lonely, she said, “I don’t want to be alone.” But with her crazy schedule she has absolutely no time to meet a nice man. Plus she’s a little nervous about her choices, “I think I’m just scared to mess things up again.” So we’ve opted to take matters into our own hands. Here are five bachelors that perhaps could be a good fit for Kate and a step dad to her brood of eight.
One thing that would be great for Kate is a man with deep pockets. She’s recently been worried about her finances and about the chance that she could go broke. It would be pretty handy to find a mate with lots of funds for the family. And Ryan Seacrest, he makes bank! This bachelor has no children of his own, so the eight could be his own pride and joy. And he doesn’t have any ex-wives skimming off his income. Plus they look like they could be cousins.
Now I wouldn’t wish a relationship with Mel Gibson on anyone. But perhaps Kate’s just the one to change him? Yeah, who are we kidding, Mel is broken. So why would he even be an option on this list? Because he was eight kids too, bringing their total to sixteen. It would be like the Brady Bunch on steroids.
Kate would be a great addition to Rock of Love. Can’t you just see her getting all catty with the other ladies and trying to vey for some alone time with rock star Bret Micheals? Yeah, me too. She may not really be groupie material but Bret always says he’s looking for love and someone who loves kids, and Kate… she knows about kids. And every rose has it’s thorn is sooo Kate.
Someone’s gotta tame this wild child, and what better choice than Kate? Yes, he generally goes for a different kind of blonde in mold of sexual napalm Jessica Simpson. But Kate and kids could perhaps be a good influence on him. Maybe a John Mayer kid’s album would develop along with their love? Can’t you just imagine him singing Wheels on the Bus?
Bachelor Jake Pavelka
These two have absolutely no qualms about having their lives exposed for the world to see. Jake’s rise to reality fame came from his quest of finding his love while starring in the Bachelor. Kate’s rise to mega reality star fame came after her marriage ended in ruins. These two would create some epic reality TV fodder. And doesn’t Jake and Kate Plus Eight have a great ring to it?
Who do you think would be best?
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