Kate Gosselin left her kids at home on Saturday and headed to a local tanning salon for a pre-mother’s day fake n’ bake. Tanning is terrible for you; this is obvious. However, I am entirely sympathetic with Kate’s need to seek out a little ‘me time’. I mean, the woman has eight kids. Eight! If I were her, I would want to spend a few minutes a day in a really, really quiet place. So where else can she get that? Not the mall, or the movies or the gym, certainly. The tanning salon offers a unique set of advantages. It’s private, secluded, quiet and there are never any kids around. And as a bonus—she gets to lie down!!
It’s almost perfect, really. Except for that little part about giving herself skin cancer.