Katy Perry and Russell Brand's Honeymoon a Bust!

Katy Perry Russell Brand
Katy Perry & Russel Brand's Honeymoon a bust!

Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s honeymoon didn’t go according to plan!

The new bride was reportedly bitten by a spider on the couple’s first day in the Maldives. Ouch!

Shortly after Katy, 26, and Russell, 35, arrived in the Maldives, Katy was bitten by a spider which caused a nasty rash on her legs.  She then took medication for the bite which apparently left her drowsy and fatigued, and ahem, unable for them to consummate their marriage.

The couple had refrained from intimacy for a month leading up to their nuptials, according to Australian magazine Grazia.

I didn’t come up with this, I swear!

The couple spent their honeymoon at the Soneva Fushi resort in the Maldives, a nation of tiny islands in the Indian Ocean that boasts some of the world’s most gorgeous resorts.

Russell chose the secluded, $8,000-a-night location because it’s “paparazzi proof,” according to the Australian magazine.

It’s a locale of choice for celebrities Madonna, Tom Cruise and Paul McCartney have vacationed there.

Katy and Russell will have plenty of time to enjoy being newlyweds… maybe even try to conceive!