Kristen Stewart Blonde Vogue Cover: KStew Handle Being Blonde? Does Rob Like Blondes?

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Kristen Stewart Vogue Cover

Kristen Stewart is on the new cover of Vogue magazine as a blonde! Will Robert Pattinson like her as a blonde? More important, can KStew handle being blonde?

Kristen Stewart is on the new cover of Vogue magazine and she looks fabulous. But I’m not sure KStew can deal with being a blonde, given her distaste for the limelight and the fact that she’s a pretty serious actress.

Blondes have more fun, it’s a scientific fact. From Marilyn Monroe to Reese Witherspoon it’s clear that blonde is popular hair color for celebrities. We blondes even have our own DAY,  National Blonde Day is July 9th.

But I’m not sure that Kristen will enjoy certain aspects of being blonde, like having to listen to blonde jokes all the time.

As a blonde, I’ve been forced to listen to my brother’s blonde jokes all my life. A few of the many examples of his humor:

Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: On the back she saw “911” and thought it was a Porsche.

It’s with tremendous sadness that I report a local blond girl has lost 95% of her brains….yes, her husband just died.

Maybe I’m wrong but I just can’t see Kristen Stewart laughing at these jokes, which come with the territory if you’re blonde.  Talk to me!  What do you think?