Hi Everyone! Thanks for joining The Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion part two live blog. From what we’ve seen of the previews this is going to be a showdown.
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Why do it this way? Because I want you to be included. While I know Famecrawler readers are all lovely insightful people with important opinions that need to and should be shared, sometimes people have things to say that aren’t necessarily for a public forum so I need to be able to moderate.9:00: And we’re off!
9:01: Caroline is conjuring Kim G. Will she appear? Is Caroline magic?
9:03: Episode flashback to prove that Danielle is a gay advocate…whose “entourage” slings the F-word. Did it make her lose her title? Andy should just call this one.
9:05: Summary of the first five minutes: Caroline: You’re perfect. Danielle: I am. I was never wrong. It’s editing. Repeat.
9:08: Teresa is thisclose to losing it.
9:10: Their tarting to bully. This is pretty unfair. In the past two minutes, they’ve accused her of stalking them and sleeping with married men.
9:10: Ohhh, she walked! Danielle walked. Teresa’s ready to beat a bitch. Jacqueline is in it! Great role model for their kids.
9:10: Danielle just admitted she’s gay! “Lori can attest I don’t sleep with married men.”
9:14: I can’t tell if Andy is getting annoyed or loving every second of this showdown. Thought? Also-anyone wanna make a bet at how many more times Danielle is going to walk off?
9:17: What happened off camera? Last week during part one, it was alluded that Danielle tried to get her child taken away from her. I have a feeling that its not entirely true. These women air all their dirty laundry in public.
9:18: Ashley is out of control. Jacqueline needs to pull her off the show. The second she started fighting with Danielle, Jacqueline should have said, you’re done.
9:20: Jacqueline is not strict. Sorry-she’s just not. But, is she a bad parent. What do you guys think?
9:22: I remember this Twitter war happening. Danielle did say, every wish come true. Danielle is now saying she didn’t do it. Did she actually read it? I am kind of doubting it. Going Team Danielle on this one. And she apologized.
9:30: I agree with Denise that Jacqueline does not display good parenting. Also, good call Jeanne! She thinks Bravo encouraged it and I agree.
9:30: The peanut gallery gets silent when Teresa is clearly at fault. Teresa has proven over and over that she goes nuts at the drop of a dime. She would not have just calmly talked to Danielle. She is incapable of doing anything calmly.
9:31: Andy Cohen got pushed last time and can’t even rip out an extension on this special, Man needs to hit the gym.
9:32: More wishing Kim G was there. Thinking Kim G may be the newest housewife.
9:33: Ashley was laughing in court? Jacqueline needs to pull her from the show. At 19, maybe she can’t figure out what is real and what is reality TV?
9:34: To everyone in the comments saying this is the same old thing (We hate Danielle, Danielle is evil, she’s a whore, blah blah, bitch) I agree! They need new blood and to just stop beating up on the odd one out.
9:40: Kim G plays sides like I’ve never seen! She’s edging for a spot on this show like no ones business. She showed up at Danielle’s birthday at Scores and tried to crash it! I was there and she pretended to drive away and then attempted to sneak back in but a bodyguard stopped her.
9:42: Caroline is magic! Kim G was conjured!
9:43: Bleep, bleep, censored. Kim G is taking speech lessons from Teresa. She’s also looks like she’s been getting some botox.
9:44: Kim G is wise though. Kiss the matriarchs butt, get on Caroline’s good side.
9:45: Woah! Kim G is starting with Teresa. There will be blood shed. Do not call Kim old.
9:49: Foreshadowing by Jacqueline “I don’t really want to do this anymore.” Will she be the one who leaves the show?
9:52: Thank you Mary for pointing out how no one believes Teresa’s husband drank after he got in an accident, yet no one calls her out on it. Excellent point!
9:53: Caroline is really dropping in esteem in everyone’s opinion. Until she throws a punch or one of her kids throws a punch, she’s still slightly more respectable than the rest of them.
10:00: Even Danielle won’t tell off Caroline. This woman is untouchable.
10:02: Has Jacqueline just behaved like a grown up? OMG! Andy Cohen is totally going to fire her.Mature behavior is not acceptable on Housewives.
10:06: Danielle has one upped Jacqueline apology. Tears always win.
10:12: Anyone believe they all just made up? They’ve spent the last few hours wanting to kill each other and now they’re just like “Whoops, sorry.” “Okay, all good.”
10:13: Oh-Caroline just regained respect by calling them all phoney!
10:14: And it ends on a positive note. No one left the show!?!?! The rumors weren’t true. Um, shocking? But I guess no one was sent to the hospital and that was, perhaps, enough of a surprise.