Madonna and Jesus Are Over Each Other

madonna-jesus-luz-winter-split-upMadonna and her boy-toy Jesus Luz are going their separate ways. Surprise, surprise, surprise.

You didn’t think they were going to last forever did you?

A friend of Madonna’s explained the whole situation. “The problem with Jesus is as simple as it is obvious,” a friend of Madonna’s explained. “It’s the age difference. He’s 23. She’s 51. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people. He’s perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives.

“They both benefited, but it’s pretty much over now. Or, as Madonna told me, ‘We’ve just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, but that’s about it.’ ”

That’s the death of any relationship isn’t it? The silence is deafening.

Another source said, “The physical intimacy they share is strong and powerful. Look, here’s the simple and honest truth: she was swept away by him and she even thought she could marry him. It happens. It was a sexy fantasy. She’s only human. He’s adorable and, well… it happens. But she now sees that there is no future for him with her and she’s begun to think it’s unfair to string him along. He’s crazy about her. Truly, he is. And I think she’s starting to feel guilty about it.”

Well, well, well, Madonna has a conscience.

I’m sure Jesus has received the exposure he needed to make a go of his career in modeling. He’ll be fine. She’s like his patron to the arts.

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