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Madonna And Jesus Headed For Splittsville

madonna-family-jesus-222x300Are Madonna and Jesus a match made in heaven? Rumor has it that the immaculate couple is headed for Splitsville after Madonna’s harsh comments on The Late Show. Supposedly, Jesus felt personally attacked by Madonna’s claim that she would rather “get run over by a train” than remarry.

Remember about a week ago, when there were other topics on the Letterman show besides his infidelity and attempted extortion. Yeah, that’s when Madge made her views on marriage known to the public:

“[I] would rather get run over by a train than marry again.”

Allegedly, Jesus was heartbroken by the statements and Madge’s family unit is now a few steps further from having a father-ish figure. Here’s what an inside source told The Sun:

“He told his friends he was planning on marrying her and was heartbroken to learn in such a public way they weren’t on the same page.

“They had a huge row afterwards. It was a serious ding-dong.”

I don’t know, but I’m guessing that the “inside source” was from the UK, because their definition of “ding-dong” and mine are obviously not squaring up.

The source went on saying:

“He said she had made a fool of him.

He talks to his friends and family about her all the time, telling them they are in a serious relationship. When she went on TV to deny it he thought it made him seem stupid.”

It seems like a good time to ask: Should Madonna cut this dude loose? I mean, is she seriously considering giving Jesus a semi-permanent role in her and her kids’ life. If she stays with him, he’ll practically become the stepfather of David and Mercy James, right?

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