Madonna Buying Jesus A NYC Loft, Not Ready To Live Together


madonna-jesus-luz-kids_386x446Contrary to earlier rumors that Madonna and Jesus’ relationship was on the rocks, today we hear that Madge is about to shell out $1.7M to keep Jesus nearby. Following their dispute over their conflicting marriage plans, word has it that they’ve struck up a compromise. Since Madonna  isn’t ready to have Jesus move in with her 4 children, she’s agreed to buy him an apartment that’s within walking distance.

An alleged insider told The Sun that Madge wants to let Jesus know that he’s the “love of her life,” while not really getting as involved with him as her other longtime partners. Hmm, interesting. From The Sun:

“Em is buying Jesus an apartment in New York. She has her real estate agent searching for the perfect pad for him in the new neighbourhood where she has just moved.

“She’s told them to spend no more than £1.7million and the pad has to be within walking distance of her townhouse. She is financing everything but Jesus will own it once it’s found and bought.

“She really wasn’t kidding when she told him he’ll never have to worry about money from now on.”

Will that shut him up? 23-year-old Jesus may not have a wife in Madonna, but it sounds like he’s got a bona fide sugar mama. So, maybe he should just take the deal.

What about that part where they said “he’ll never have to worry about money from now on?” Sheesh. That’s like something you might say to you kids, but to your 23-year old boy toy?

I don’t know, it kinda speaks volumes about their relationship. Does Madonna think of Jesus as another one of her adopted children?