Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are all over the news lately. They are talking mostly about babies and stuff, but the media is talking about Mariah’s breasts.
They are huge. She is still saying that she isn’t pregnant, but says she wants a baby by the end of next year.
Mariah said that she and Nick have already picked out names for the baby when it comes, but of course they aren’t going to tell us what they’ve picked out.
The couple is so deliriously happy because they have lots of sex. You wanted to know that right?
While you think about it I’m going to wash my hands, eyeballs, and ears and maybe try to figure out a way to scrub my brain. Perhaps I can find the Haitian from Heroes to wipe my memory.