Matthew Broderick is Distracting to Me and Not in a Good Way



Here’s a great family photo of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick taking son James out for a walk on Wednesday, but all I can really concentrate on are Matthew’s weird sideburns.  I wanted to write about how the couple is preparing for the birth of their twins, but again those damn sideburns.

I also wanted to tell you a little bit about how the next Sex and the City movie will begin shooting in August, but – for the love of all that is holy Matthew get rid of those sideburns.

Let’s hope what’s-his-name gets rid of those things by the time those babies come.  Seriously, the side of my face is starting to itch.