Megan Fox: Giving Birth Was "Level Orange Alert Pain"!Shana Aborn
She may be able to act out a variety of emotions, but when it came time for the birth of her son, Noah, Megan Fox couldn’t pretend she was having an easy, pain-free labor.
The contractions were so strong — she describes it as “level orange alert pain” — that she was ready for drugs even before she and husband Brian Austin Green reached the hospital.
“I was screaming for an epidural…It was so intense,” Megan admitted to Access Hollywood. “And I thought I was gonna be really tough and make it, I was gonna labor to, like, eight centimeters, but the first contraction that I got was horrific!”
She seems to have gotten past the stress and agony of labor — she happily says that little Noah is “super cute” and that she’s totally smitten with parenthood in general.
But the question now is: Will the memory of the pain dim enough in the next few years for her to consider doing it all over again?
Should be interesting to find out!
[Photo: via PacificCoastNews.com]
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