Megan Fox Will Not Be Coming to a Playgroup Near Yousweatpantsmom
Good news for all you single men out there: Megan Fox is officially single after breaking up with Brian Austin Greene. Bad news for you single dads: There’s no chance now of using Green’s son Kassius as an excuse to set up a playdate with Megan Fox.
Fox is in Berlin promoting her new movie, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. In an interview with Britain’s The Sun she said, “I’m currently what you would call single I guess.”
Oh wait – there’s more good news for you single men and single dads. Who like to watch. Megan tells Esquire magazine, “I think people are born bisexual and then make subconscious choices based on the pressures of society. I have no question in my mind about being bisexual.”
Again, don’t try incorporating this into that playdate.