Lindsay Lohan won’t be getting daddy’s approval for her upcoming role in the indie biopic about infamous adult film star Linda Lovelace. When asked, after initially saying he “doesn’t want to go there” Michael Lohan goes on a tirade like only a press-hungry, exploitative celebrity parent can. I’ll give Dad Lohan this — he can bring the crazy.
“What do you think? Come on! Seriously – why? She did Parent Trap, Confessions [of a Teenage Drama Queen], Freaky Friday, Mean Girls, Just My Luck andHerbie. And you know what? Georgia Rule was a fantastic movie. People don’t give her credit for it, but that was one of her best acting jobs. But I mean, she started with Parent Trap and now this? Why? Who makes these decisions? If I was there, it would never happen, believe me. There’s no way to resurrect your career after that. So many people have come to me with offers for Lindsay for great family-style films, general audience kind of releases, but you know … whatever.”
Whatever indeed. So many people have come to him with roles for Lindsay? Right, since they’re not speaking and all, that makes perfect sense. Note to Michael: She’s playing an adult film star, not turning into one. Relax.