New Couple Alert: Eva Longoria And DJ Pauly D?

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DJ Pauly D Wants Eva Longoria!

Listen up, Eva Longoria! Because Jersey Shore star DJ Pauly D is waiting in the wings for you!

Now that Longoria is divorced from NBA star Tony Parker, Pauly D is speaking out about his infatuation with the Desperate Housewives star.

He says, “Eva Longoria would benefit from a night out at Karma with me, I’d make sure she had a good time, and try to get her to move out to Jersey.”

This is definitely a good try, but I think Longoria has a lot higher standards. Although, if she wants someone who will constantly make her laugh, I’d say go for it! Pauly D is by far the funniest of the bunch at Seaside Heights.

What do you think of an Eva Longoria/DJ Pauly D pairing?