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New Mom Jenna von Oy's Funny Tweets on Parenthood!

Beautiful Gray Audrey Bratcher.

Remember a couple of months ago when I told you that Jenna von Oy might just be the funniest pregnant celeb tweeter?

Well, I’m happy to report that motherhood hasn’t affected her sense of humor a bit. Even though she’s busy – and just a tad exhausted! – with her new daughter, Gray Audrey Bratcher, she’s still finding time to tweet some witty observations on life with baby.

Take this one, from a few weeks ago:  “Diapers seem to die a swift death in our house, sacrificing themselves left & right.  #shorterlifespanthanamayfly.”

Or this: “My daughter smiles when I speak to her in French. I can’t decide if she finds it melodic, or if she thinks I’m off my rocker…”

The beautiful twitpic seen here came with the caption, “We’re livin’ on a prayer over here.”

See what other gems Jenna has come up with since Gray was born!

The caption for this pic? “Good morning! One of these moods is not like the other…”

As with many moms, wit helps Jenna cope with the less-savory parts of parenthood. “Baby spit up is a stealth intruder,” she wrote recently. “Just when you think you’re in the clear, you realize your collar is sporting a milk mustache…”

And: “Found an exercise routine that works. Legs: squat 5x to retrieve fallen pacifier. Arms: rock screaming baby for 30 mins. Repeat until exhausted.”

But colic and spit-up are soon forgotten when you have an innocent little face looking up at you. Jenna summed it up nicely on June 21:

“Amazing. Gray is already a month old! I think I was vacuumed into a time warp called Baby Bliss. Now if only my house were vacuumed too…”

Keep the witticisms – and pictures – coming, Jenna!

[Photos: via Twitter]

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