New Mom Jenna von Oy's Funny Tweets on Parenthood!Shana Aborn
Remember a couple of months ago when I told you that Jenna von Oy might just be the funniest pregnant celeb tweeter?
Well, I’m happy to report that motherhood hasn’t affected her sense of humor a bit. Even though she’s busy – and just a tad exhausted! – with her new daughter, Gray Audrey Bratcher, she’s still finding time to tweet some witty observations on life with baby.
Take this one, from a few weeks ago: “Diapers seem to die a swift death in our house, sacrificing themselves left & right. #shorterlifespanthanamayfly.”
Or this: “My daughter smiles when I speak to her in French. I can’t decide if she finds it melodic, or if she thinks I’m off my rocker…”
The beautiful twitpic seen here came with the caption, “We’re livin’ on a prayer over here.”
See what other gems Jenna has come up with since Gray was born!
As with many moms, wit helps Jenna cope with the less-savory parts of parenthood. “Baby spit up is a stealth intruder,” she wrote recently. “Just when you think you’re in the clear, you realize your collar is sporting a milk mustache…”
And: “Found an exercise routine that works. Legs: squat 5x to retrieve fallen pacifier. Arms: rock screaming baby for 30 mins. Repeat until exhausted.”
But colic and spit-up are soon forgotten when you have an innocent little face looking up at you. Jenna summed it up nicely on June 21:
“Amazing. Gray is already a month old! I think I was vacuumed into a time warp called Baby Bliss. Now if only my house were vacuumed too…”
Keep the witticisms – and pictures – coming, Jenna!
[Photos: via Twitter]
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