Nicholas Cage Needs to Find a National Treasurer


nicolas-cage-national-treasure-book-of-secretsIsn’t blaming your financial advisor for the fact you bought a bunch of stuff you couldn’t afford kind of like blaming your doctor for getting an STD?

Well, let’s not play the blame game. (Although I bet the financial manager who says he warned Cage to stop spending money didn’t name his kid Kal-El after Superman’s birth name so the judge might rule in his favor regardless.) Let’s instead take a look at all the stuff Nic better start hocking on Craigslist:

A Bahamian Island, 15 mansions, 22 cars, four yachts and a jet. I think that would be a good start.

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