Fortunately, Honor Marie Warren will never have to know what it’s like to have a mother locked up in the slammer. That’s because no charges have been filed in response to her mother’s bizarre guerrilla poster attack in OKC. Case closed.
Apparently, even though Alba defaced half of picturesque Oklahoma City with her shark posters (including a United Way billboard), no one in the town wants to press charges. From E! Online:
“Jessica Alba will not face any criminal charges for plastering shark posters all over Oklahoma City on behalf of a conservation group.
“The decision has been made to close the case,” police Sgt. Gary Knight says in a statement. “The case will not be presented to the district attorney’s office…”
The 28-year-old Fantastic Four star could have faced a felony vandalism charge and possible jail time over the incident, but the property owners targeted by Alba and pals declined to press charges. As a result, Knight says there’s no reason to pursue the case.”
See folks, justice is completely blind… especially when it comes to not prosecuting weathy Hollywood celebrities.
Maybe it was just that everyone knows that her heart is in the right place? She just wants to make sure there are enough great white sharks in the sea to make the world a dangerous place for Honor and her grandchildren. What’s wrong with that?
Remember that guy in PeeWee’s Big Adventure that had done hard time for ripping those tags off the mattresses? I don’t know why I bring that up here. It just seemed vaguely relevant.