Even in a town where most marriages have the longevity of a tube of mascara, this breakup is notable: “One Tree Hill’s” Jana Kramer and husband Johnathon Schaech have split. They were married for one month, and no, that’s not a typo. One month. Thirty days.
So not only will they not be having kids, they’ll also be returning a lot of wedding presents. One month? Isn’t that the equivalent of leaving someone at the altar, give or take a honeymoon?
Of course, as is the way in Hollywood, they’re not saying why. Here’s our take on what caused the split.
— Maybe it’s something in the water at the “One Tree Hill” set. After all, “One Tree Hill’s” Chad Michael Murray and Sophia Bush’s marriage lasted only five months.
— Maybe they got married by accident. I’ve seen “The Hangover.” It happens.
— Maybe his biological clock is ticking (he’s 40) and hers isn’t (she’s 26). He may have got jealous of ex Christina Applegate, who just revealed she’s pregnant.
— Or maybe celebrities are just on another planet. Probably that one.
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