Exclusive! Before I had kids, I swore I’d never…


  • Steve Carrell 1 of 13
    Steve Carrell
    Before I had kids, I swore I’'d never... hear myself say things like, "“I’'m going to pull this car over right now!" It'’s such a benign threat! I hear that and I’'m like, “"Really? That’s become me?”"
  • Kelly Ripa 2 of 13
    Kelly Ripa
    Before I had kids, I swore I'’d never...say things like,“"You better stop crying before I come in there and give you a reason to cry”!" or “"Don’'t make me pull over this car; you'’ll be sorry!"” or “"You kids are ingrates!"
  • Marissa Jaret Winokur 3 of 13
    Marissa Jaret Winokur
    Before I had kids, I swore I’'d never...become a soccer mom.
  • Valerie Bertinelli 4 of 13
    Valerie Bertinelli
    Before I had kids, I swore I’'d never...show pictures to people who weren'’t interested. Now I find myself showing them pictures on my iPhone of my cat, pictures that my son took.
  • Holly Robinson Peete 5 of 13
    Holly Robinson Peete
    Before I had kids, I swore I'd never...feed them fast food, but a Happy Meal has hooked Momma up on more than one occasion!
  • Angelina Jolie 6 of 13
    Angelina Jolie
    Before I had kid I swore I’'d never...have a child biologically. But then a few months after [Zahara] came home, I saw Brad with her and Maddox, and I realized how much he loved him, that a biological child would not in any way be a threat.
  • Ali Landry 7 of 13
    Ali Landry
    Before I had kids, I swore I'd never...let them sleep in the same room as us. We needed our privacy and alone time too. Cut to: my daughter was in a co-sleeper on the side of our bed for over a year.
  • Samantha Bee 8 of 13
    Samantha Bee
    Before I had kids I swore I'd never...perpetuate the Santa myth. Now I force my husband onto the roof at four o'clock in the morning to jingle sleigh bells and simulate the sound of magical hooves descending on our home.
  • Betsy Russell 9 of 13
    Betsy Russell
    Before I had kids, I swore I'd never...serve mud-slide drinks with vodka to the parents at my kids’' birthday parties!
  • Ryan Sutter 10 of 13
    Ryan Sutter
    Before I had kids, I swore I'’d never...own a mini van, ask anyone if they had "poopy pants," or eat mac and cheese for lunch, dinner and sometimes breakfast.
  • Maggie Gyllenhaal 11 of 13
    Maggie Gyllenhaal
    Before I had kids, I swore I'd never...lose my temper. But then you’'re on an airplane and it’'s delayed….
  • Emma Thompson 12 of 13
    Emma Thompson
    Before I had kids, I swore I'd never...say things like, "“There are thousands of children all over the world who don'’t have enough to eat”!" or “"I'’ve told you once, I’'ve told you a thousand times.”"
  • Heather Armstrong 13 of 13
    Heather Armstrong
    Before I had kids I swore I'd never...let them go outside without pants on.

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